Really terrible original jokes

These are some bad puns I made up. (not saying nobody else could have come up with them independently so don’t get mad at me if you heard them from a friend)

Why is gambling addiction such a serious social problem in Singapore?
Because it was founded by Raffles.
(a friend who’s a curator at the National Museum says Raffles was actually against gambling, it was his successor Farquhar who licensed gambling dens.)

What do you call a female security guard in Malaysia?
Lady JaGa.

How do you hail a female cab driver in South Korea?
Heyyyyyyyyyy, taxi lady!

And last, not a pun but definitely in the “really bad” category:
What’s the different between a husband and a bicycle?
There is such a thing as one’s bicycle being too stiff for a good ride.

This entry was posted in Uncategorized and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>