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The Trypanosome

This morning I had one of these really fun video-game-like dreams. I was with a large group of other people in a vast flat space dotted with sheds like an abandoned airport or a railyard without the rails. We were running from building to building because a titanic winged alligator snapping turtle kept swooping at us… Continue reading

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Packing the rain

One of my local colleagues, a regulatory affairs specialist who favours maxi skirts with interesting patterns, was complaining the other day about how much it had rained this year. “I’m getting so sick of it…ugh, I just want it to … Continue reading

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The Arena

I had a dream where I was trapped in an arena with a maze in it with a last man standing kind of setup, and armed with a spear shaped like a giant craft knife (X-Acto). I managed to kill … Continue reading

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Here

The first time I got a student visa, terrorists brought down the World Trade Center five days before I started university. I immigrated on an IR1 (spouse of a US citizen) visa on Monday and the federal government promptly shut … Continue reading

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Really terrible original jokes

These are some bad puns I made up. (not saying nobody else could have come up with them independently so don’t get mad at me if you heard them from a friend) Why is gambling addiction such a serious social … Continue reading

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