Doing Spock

"I still think Zachary Quinto did a great job. The other guy they were considering for the part was Adrien Brody."
"Who?"
"You saw The Pianist, right?"
"Oh, him. No, I don't think so."
"He's got that lean physique and serious demeanour though. I think he could have done Spock."
"These days, only Uhura's doing Spock."

"Yeah, yeah, I made a dirty joke, okay?"
"I'm laughing 'cos that's the first dirty joke I've ever heard you make. Your halo is cracking!"
"Hey! I want it back!"

"This is going on my blog."
"You know my mom reads your blog?"
"She has a right to know what her son's up to."
"Er...my mom likes dirty jokes."

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The Memory Alpha wiki has separate entries for the alternate reality characters from the new movie, which I think is a very sensible way to handle it.