Wednesday, July 30, 2008

I looked like this two years ago

A: Check this out, man. This is what I looked like two years ago.
me: No way.
A: I'm not kidding! I was ripped two years ago and now I'm a fat ass.
D: Because of the adenovirus?
A: Er...yeah! (a few days ago A and B found out that Ad-36 is linked to obesity.)
me: I still don't believe that's you. The face is too blurry. (NB: face cropped out in the above pic obviously.)
A: It is! Look, I'm even wearing the same shorts.
me: [types furiously] OK, this was me two years ago.
A: OOOOoooh. My penis hurts.

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More personality tests

Occasionally (months apart) I'll find myself taking a batch of personality tests. Sometimes the results are surprising. Of course Internet quizzes aren't the ultimate evaluation of one's character but I find myself doubting my self-image more than the test-writers because the results are so surprising. Here are my results from one on OkCupid:

The Tri-Variable Personality Test
The Eccentric - You scored 30Artist, 45 Philosopher, 25 Scientist!
You live in a world of vast abstraction and color. You are hardly interested in the mechanics of real life; you are preoccupied with the substance of existence (the story and narrative, the symbolism), and the form and shape which life itself takes. You mix the mystical with the rational, like St. Thomas Aquinas, you find inroads between the sublime and the tangible ... you might have a propensity to let yourself go, though, in different ways. Everyday chores and responsibilities are not high on your list of passions; neither is any kind of "daily ritual" most likely. Your ideal work involves something that combines a medium for self expression (such as writing), with the inherent rationality and inquisitiveness of your philosophical side. You are very youthful in your demeanor. You are a true representative of modern culture and society; with its shifts toward new systems of spirituality which combine ancient mysticism with classic reason. You are not preoccupied with wealth most likely. Examples of Eccentrics: Timothy Leary, Stanley Kubrick, Socrates. Quotes from "Eccentrics": "I am a little unusual, a little different and very unique."

This one is even more surprising:

The IQ Adventure Test
(the 4 scores given by this test were verbal, math, spatial, and social)
Your highest IQ is math
High math scorers excel in quantative reasoning, logic, and analysis. You did well here because you are able to quickly calculate sums and understand the relation of the part to the hole, which is particularly useful on a dating website. If you're not an OkCupid member already, you should sign up (it's free!) We could always use more smart people.

Math is also the rarest of the strengths. While most people assume math skills are inborn, and this area of intelligence causes the most frustration in the general population, it is possible to hone this part of your brain. Your skills are already strong, but even doing simple things like calculating the restaurant tip in your head and memorizing phone numbers instead of typing them into your cell will develop your natural ability further. If you're in college and not already studying something technical, you should seriously consider it. People with high aptitude in this area usually get the best jobs and make the most money.

social is your second strongest area
Those with high social intelligence excel, in short, at reading people. They are able to sense the motivations, the attitudes, and in some cases the inner thoughts of those around them. On the IQ Adventure test, we tested for body-language and lie-detection, as these are the most important specific skills. We've found, after correlating scores here with the known patterns of our user-base, those who score high on social intelligence form the most and longest-lasting inerpersonal relationships. Verbal high scorers have a slightly better response rate on messages sent, but social high scorers have by far the better success rate with real-word dates.

Social intelligence is the most practical of all the subjects we measure. Your interpersonal skills are tested hundreds of times a day, and far more can depend on even the most routine conversation that on, say, a word problem or logic puzzle. Interestingly, the savant phenomenon is almost unknown in this intelligence dimension. It appears that up-bringing and practice are the only ways to develop exceptional social ability. It cannot be inborn. This group's power of empathy andIn short, ability to sense (and sometimes manipulate) other people's desires provides a broad foundation for professional and social success. In short, having this type of intelligence enhances all of your other abilities.




Anybody who knows me will ROFL at the idea that I have good social skills.

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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

BSG s01e07 37:01-08

OK...there are RED LIGHTS glowing along Sharon/Number 8's spine when she and Helo are having sex. I'm sure it's supposed to be something under her skin and not ambient light, since they're in the forest. Why the frack?

I guess they never go doggy-style otherwise he would have been more suspicious.


me: According to Battlestar Galactica, two out of three blondes* are evil.
Steve: And one hundred percent of Asian women.

* Number Six and Colonel Tigh's bitch wife. The non-evil blonde being, obviously, Starbuck.


Also, there is a Cylon in Wisconsin.

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Friday, July 25, 2008

The marvellous limp

Steve told me a story about Honda's ASIMO robot, I don't know if it's true or perhaps applies to another humanoid robot, but it sounds entirely plausible. The robot was being shown off at some expo or another; in particular, its ability to climb stairs. Halfway up, one of the servos in a leg froze, and it fell over.

Then I thought: wouldn't it be amazing if someone designed a robot that could limp?

This isn't as stupid as it sounds at first blush. Limping, when you think about it, is an amazing behaviour. It's the ability to circumvent almost any non-critical musculoskeletal damage or defect in the legs and pelvis (chassis?) and keep going.

It is not something we think about consciously, which is amazing. If you get a rock in your shoe and don't have time to take it out, you will automatically alter your gait to put less pressure on that part of the foot. You can sprain your ankle and thereby limit its range of motion and the load which that leg can bear, or you can even fracture an important structural element like the foot or the tibia and if the situation is important enough, you will keep walking.

Even something as small and stupid as an ant, if you break off one of its legs, will go where it wants to go instead of wobbling around in a circle as a six-legged robot would.

OK...I just Googled it...robot limping has been looked into. We really need to know more about this if robots are ever to function usefully "in the wild". ASIMO will not be useful for taking care of housebound old folks if itself is also prone to falling down the stairs and lying there helpless.

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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Blogger dalam Bahasa Melayu

Google noticed us. Cool!

I changed my blog's language to BM just to see what all the words are. "Pratonton" for "preview" seems awfully weird. The problem is, since no BM blogging engines were available before, Malaysians just did what they always do and transliterated - e.g. "komen" for "comment. Actually "komen" was around for a lot longer, especially "Tiada komen" from the lips of public figures heh.

The word "draf" still frightens me. It brings back bad memories of being eleven and trying to finish a Malay composition in tears after the exam officially ended, a sympathetic teacher having given me an unofficial extension.

Er...dude..."Moderate comments" is definitely not "sederhanakan ulasan". It looks as if a lot of this was done by machine translation, or by someone who learned BM long after childhood - i.e. not anyone who went to a national school in Malaysia. My BM is not great by any means (got a B in the SPM, and that was eight years ago), but I think I still could make it sound more natural.

Please don't take this as me bashing Google/Blogger. I think it's excellent that they've responded to the numbers and power of Malaysian bloggers. However, as with any new effort, version 1.0 has plenty of bugs, and I hope they'll be open to users' suggestions.

By the way, even though Malay is the national language, I still think it makes more sense to call it "Bahasa Melayu" rather than "Bahasa Malaysia" because it still has historical and cultural roots with a particular group (albeit a fuzzy set) of people. English is the national language of the USA, but you don't here them calling it "Americanese".

And now, I'm going to "terbitkan catatan", "rakam keluar" (would have NO idea what that was if it wasn't in the top right corner) and go to bed.

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Monday, July 21, 2008

Deconstruction

On Friday, I looked at the wiki article on literary deconstruction for the first time, due to Randall Munroe's xkcd strip where it was mentioned in the alt-text, as I'm sure many others did.

"Confusing or unclear"? Ya think?

This article supports my prejudice that a lot of academic literary criticism is just a bunch of wankers picking books apart to no good purpose. - Theta, I didn't say "all", please don't kill me. It's clearly different from any other kind of sensible analysis that would make a text more useful, enjoyable, or understandable.

Also, notice that the article has been locked from editing. This generally happens to wiki articles after they're referenced in xkcd - notoriously, the one on "Wood".

Friday, July 11, 2008

Chickens for fun and profit

You know, I was going to write a proper blog post about this but I'm SOFA KING tired I'm just going to copy the contents of an email I wrote to my family.

I just got home at 9:15pm. I've had a nerve-wracking day due to the peculiar regulation that states that an egg which has not been pipped (hole poked in it by the chick) is not an animal, whereas an egg which has been pipped, even if you can only see a small SMALL point of beak sticking out, is an animal.

(Come to think of it, the US has similarly idiotic rules regarding what a human fetus is and how to treat it depending on whether or not it's inside the uterus.)

Anyway I was going to refrigerate some 20-day-old eggs today to kill the embryos, then cut them up. But, two of the eggs had been pipped. And not only that, they were making cheeping noises. So I had to call the RARC campus vet and ask her what to do. She said since they're pipped, I can't refrigerate them to death and instead have to CUT THEIR HEADS OFF straightaway.

Fortunately this only applied to one of them which was infected with my luminescent virus. The other one was the control and I half jokingly asked her if I could take it home as a pet. To my surprise she said yes.

Meanwhile I had a very boring day since I had to extract a lot of RNA samples.

And while I was doing that, the virus-inoculated chick almost cracked its shell half open! I picked up this rocking, cheeping egg and removed the shell. And then, I took this cute, newly hatched baby chick and cut its head off with a pair of scissors.

...it reminded me of the scene in Blade Runner where Roy Batty says to Deckard, "Wake up, time to die."

After cutting off its limbs and stuffing it in a 50 mL tube for deep-freeze storage, I took apart the rest of the eggs. Since they had been in the fridge from 10am to 8:30pm or so, they were quite dead. (On Monday I had found out the hard way that refrigeration for two whole hours is not sufficient to kill chicken embryos.) The beaks had pierced through the shell membranes, so they must have been breathing from the air pocket. A strange thing I noticed was that the yolk sac had at this point completely entered into the the chicks' bellies and become part of the intestine. Eggs are amazing things. They're like a little universe, a microcosmos.

Anyway...the other egg that had pipped is still in the incubator. If it hatches I'll take it home and keep it in my bathtub for a few days then I'll find someone to give it away to. Maybe just give it straight back to the campus Poultry Lab that I got the eggs from.

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Monday, July 07, 2008

Test projection

I'm working on something for Amy and Arthur's wedding...you'll find out.

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Wednesday, July 02, 2008

For picky eaters

This is the sign-up sheet for the 2008 summer camp of the varsity Christian fellowship at my first younger sister's uni:

I'm kind of curious as to what campers actually get if they pick the "chocolates" option.

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