Blood
I have too much of a taste for gore sometimes. I spent all of this afternoon sampling blood from chickens and while I didn't enjoy the heat, the smell, or the ache in my legs, there's something very satisfying about seeing the red stuff flowing smoothly into the syringe, or in garnet drops down the white feathers...
(Somewhere in between last Tuesday's draw and today's, they crossed the line from being baby chicks to young chickens. I had no idea feathers could replace fluffy down so fast, enabling three-foot leaps out of the hands of exasperated scientists. It gives you an appreciation of the progress between Velociraptor to Archaeopteryx.)
Also, I just finished a novel by Natsuo Kirino about a bunch of Japanese housewives who find themselves cutting up a series of dead bodies, stalked by a sadistic murderer, and thoroughly enjoyed it.
And finally, last week I spent some time on eBay and acquired McFarlane Toys' seriously perverted version of Little Red Riding Hood:
Is there anything about this figurine which is not, as the Americans say, Kick Ass? (In case you can't tell, the blobby thing at the bottom of the Big Bad Wolf's entrails is Grandma.)
She occupies the place of pride on my bookshelf, above where another McFarlane figurine, my old friend the xenomorph hangs. (The Alien quadrilogy is a whole another level of gore...)
Hey, at least I don't pretend to be a vampire and write emo poetry!

2 Comments:
Looking at your bookshelf, I've been cured of any stereotype I might have held about Asian girls being "neat freaks." If Borders arranged their books in a similar fashion, I might rely solely upon eBooks and the internet.
Wow...fascinating stuff you have here on your blog. And totally gored-looking figurine, which at first looked got me thinkin' and asking was it real..?
Hehe..dear. When you said sampling bloods..you dont really meant flushing it down the throat, right? Although i wonder, what the taste would be liked..
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