Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Freedom to blog

This isn't exactly putting myself in the line of fire since nobody but friends read my blog, but I'm going to make my opinion very clear: NAZRI AZIZ SUCKS (and this isn't immediately relevant to these events, but so does Hishamuddin Hussein, by the way). There. I didn't say anything about the King, or about a particular religion, or a particular race. I'm pretty sure I'm entitled to state my opinion of individuals though. =D

If you don't know much about Malaysian politics, try reading the first article anyway...Raja Petra is super funny (he really is a Raja, he's a minor aristocrat).

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Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Blur Toad #11: Relativity

(click on image for big TIF to print) Yeah, I still can't draw fur and hair nicely...

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Monday, July 23, 2007

Psychopathic effect

(title is a horrible pun on "cytopathic effect" - basically the sick cells you see when you infect a tissue culture with virus.)

I'm listening to Jonathan Coulton and it's making me feel a lot better. He achieves that incongruity of "sad songs about happy things and happy songs about sad things" that a friend once attributed to the Barenaked Ladies.

Cause it’s gonna be the future soon
And I won’t always be this way
When the things that make me weak and strange get engineered away
It’s gonna be the future soon
I’ve never seen it quite so clear
And when my heart is breaking I can close my eyes and it’s already here

I have a chronic nail-biting/picking problem and it's been a constant source of shame ever since my best friend said "Oh my God, your fingers are disgusting." Today I managed to chew off 7 nails due to a combination of lab meeting in the morning plus being cornered by our most annoying postdoc in the afternoon. He's the type of person who not only talks too much, but can't explain things straight and can't listen to anyone more junior than him.

I think with my hands and my eyes; I stutter when I speak and struggle to retain what other people say (really, I'm trying). I FARKING HATE meetings.

Qiu, one of the other grad students in our lab, was talking to me just before we left work (at 6pm). She's been at our uni for two years longer, but transferred to our lab after I did. She's partly funded from a different prof's project and she got scolded for spending too much time on the other thing...and for not making any progress despite the fact that she had to wait for him to get back from vacation to order some special cells.

In a way it's comforting to know that I'm not the only one who feels like they're floundering a bit...as she said, "I just wanted to know how [our advisor] talks to you guys."

Oh hey, another Coulton song, this one about a giant squid (he writes a LOT about unrequited love for a guy with a family...)

So I can’t do that thing anymore
I can’t be the thing I was before
Maybe I am better off alone
Because I crush everything
And I crush everything
And I crush everything

And everything I want I take
And everything I love I break
And every night I lie awake

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Saturday, July 21, 2007

Cancer vaccine - what??

Cancer vaccine trials for 230

KUALA LUMPUR: Some 230 advanced-stage lung cancer patients in the country will take part in clinical trials for a therapeutic cancer vaccine.

Deputy Health Minister Datuk Dr Abdul Latiff Ahmad said the vaccine, Epidermal Growth Factor (EGF), was the first of its kind in the world and produced here with the cooperation between Malaysia and Cuba.

“The second and third phases of the clinical trials would be conducted on 230 patients who volunteered to undertake the trials at 14 hospitals nationwide.

“They have been told they have about six months to live,” he told a press conference.

Dr Latiff said the trials would be conducted by a local biotechnology company and Cuban researchers.
(From The Star)

Ok, I'm really confused as to how EGF can be used as a cancer vaccine...as far as I know the therapeutic use of recombinant growth factors is in special bandages to heal chronic wounds like bad burns and diabetic ulcers. But I've spent all day reading Harry Potter so I'm not going to PubMed it now.


I'm suspicious of "big" announcements with regard to scientific research in Malaysia because Malaysian officials like to say all kinds of karut stuff...like last week the Fisheries Department said they were going to save the vanishing leatherbacks by cloning turtles (can't access the original article because the New Straits Times is a lot more stingy about giving free access to archives). I mean, do you know how hard it is to clone mammals? Nobody's even TRIED reptiles yet...Junaidi can go jump in the lake with Michael Crichton and his dinosaurs lah.

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Friday, July 20, 2007

Warp 10...engage!

Speaking of English characters...my London cousin Grace (half Malaysian Chinese half English) just changed her relationship status to "engaged" on Facebook. I haven't seen Grace for ages and ages (probably about eight years) and I've always wanted to go to England so I'm already looking forward to next September.

The previously mentioned Harry Potter fan friend also got engaged a couple weeks ago. She and Grace are both the same age as me. I also have a male age-mate cousin on the other side, but somehow I don't see him marrying any soon.

Me, well, I'll just quote my colleague Angela's response to my question about what age people usually marry at in Colombia:

"Some people marry after high school, some people marry after they finish university, and some people, like me, marry...I don't know when."

Obviously I'm writing about this because it's something I desire, but I'm not too fussed about the "Christmas cake" idea (in Japan, women are like Christmas cakes because they're stale after the 25th). I've known a couple of lady professors who got married in their mid-thirties, like my friend Karen - so I just tend to count it as a cost of being a professional. It's not like that's abnormal for men anyway.

My dad got married at 34 to his former high school physics student...now THAT's a great role model =D

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Pottermania bandwagon

I think the most popular PDF of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows that's floating around may be a fake. Either that, or if it's real then Bloomsbury and Scholastic publishers are guilty of appallingly bad proofreading in a book this important.

Being the kind of person who, by and large, doesn't mind spoilers, I went and read the (alleged) plot outline on Wikipedia, downloaded the PDF, and clicked right to the epilogue only to find this on page 634:

“You’ll right to me, won’t you?” [name deleted] asked his parents immediately, capitalizing on the momentary absence of his brother.
Hehehe oh well.

I think I may just wait for my Harry Potter fan friend to finish and ask if I can borrow hers.

In other news, four major booksellers in Malaysia are refusing to sell HP7 because the hypermarket chains Tesco (from the UK) and Carrefour (French) are selling it at RM69.90 instead of the official retail price of RM109.90. I suspect they'll whip out their copies and still make a killing once the hypermarkets run out of stock.

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Thursday, July 19, 2007

Bikes are street AND sidewalk legal...morons

Bikes are street and sidewalk legal in Wisconsin. We get yelled at by both ignorant drivers and ignorant pedestrians. As long as we're obeying the rules of the road in the first case and the rules of courtesy in the second, SHUT UP.

If you're driving you are required BY LAW to give us 3 feet of room, not to attempt to run us off the road.

(just got home. cranky because the cyclist behind me and i both got honked by this stupid cow in an SUV. the driver actually tried to pick a fight with the other cyclist despite her explaining that we were in the left lane because the right lane was "right turn only". wah lau, what a moron.)

If you don't believe me here are the laws.
Road
Sidewalk


Image from BitterCyclist.com 's story on how "SUV Drivers Never Pay Attention".

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Sunday, July 15, 2007

Eensy Weensy Dinosaur!

I first read about Pleo in this Wired Magazine story.
At the time I thought ok, it's a dinosaur-shaped Furby. Sounds kinda cool, and possibly more fun than the Roboraptor. They combined "dinosaur" and "cute" by making it a baby dino. A bit innovative but not that big a deal.

However, ThinkGeek.com has it on preorder status now, and if you go to the product page, there's a little video of the baby dino. For me, I think the sounds it makes are the part that makes me want to pick it up and pet it. (There's also a video in the online version of the Wired article (ok, so saying "online version" was a bit redundant, obviously it's not in the hardcopy.))

Basically if you liked watching Littlefoot in The Land Before Time when you were a kid, you'll like Pleo. I wonder if it was a deliberate decision to make it look like that character, or unconscious.

And then I thought what would be really fun if someone gave me $350 to spend on a non-utilitarian toy: watching my cat play with it =D

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Sunday, July 08, 2007

Invasion

It's warm these days.

Fat yellow mosquito wanders between my face and monitor. I clap my hands in the air ineffectually and wonder if it has West Nile.

Cat comes home, covered in green and brown burrs: "Aargh, kitty, you're a singlehanded seed dispersal system." She writhes out of my lap before I can pull them all out.

Look up: poor lost firefly still banging himself against my fluorescent lamps.

Put up flypaper yesterday. Still nothing even though there were a couple of freaking huge ones buzzing around earlier.

Drosophila in my bathroom - hey! Where are you breeding! I took out the rubbish yesterday!

Worst: a small brown slug oozing across the tiled kitchen section of my efficiency apartment. I hate slugs. Pour the salt on mercilessly.

I'm starting to feel like that woman in the story in Michael Blumlein's The Brains of Rats who thinks the creatures are all conspiring to invade her house and she slowly goes mad...

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Monday, July 02, 2007

Melaka

So Melaka, the place where I suffered for two and a half years before going off to college - also known as "an overgrown fishing village where everybody is related to everybody else", and by its Anglicized name of Malacca - is in the news again since someone discovered a new bat-vectored reovirus there. Apparently the Chief Minister isn't too happy about a virus being named after his state, never mind that nobody minded the naming of Nipah virus back in the 1990s (Chua Kaw Bing, the leader of the Malaysian team, was also involved in the discovery of Nipah, if I remember correctly).

Viruses have been renamed in the past, most notably the Sin Nombre ("No Name") hantavirus that killed a lot of people in a Native American community. The researchers were originally going to name it after the place it was discovered, but the community objected, not without reason since a number of their best young people had just died.

Thinking about Melaka again, I can't say that this is the only thing I find interesting about it. Melaka has a great history, but the vast majority of Malaysian local governments wouldn't know what history was if it bit them on the bum. The vaunted Portuguese fort, A Famosa is a pile of rocks while beautiful old Chinese shophouses that have been around for generations crumble (warning: 鸟屋 [The Bird House] is one of those artsy movies where the ending makes no sense).

During my time in college, I read Shellabear's transcription (it was originally written in Jawi) of the Sejarah Melayu [The Malay Annals - or loosely, "The History of the Malays"] and finally finished it during spring break of senior year. We had been exposed to snippets of classical Malay through the last two years of secondary school, but never read a full text like how American kids have to swallow at least one Shakespeare. I wanted to taste at least one classical Malay book in its entirety...which was pretty much the equivalent in difficulty of an ESL speaker digesting the Lord of the Rings.

I was volunteering on a Habitat for Humanity build that spring break. Lying on the bottom bunk in a beach house in South Carolina, reading by torchlight, I wept over the terror and betrayal of the Portuguese invasion:

Setelah datang musim maka kapitan kapal itupun kembalilah ke Goa. Telah datang ke Goa maka, diwartakannya kepada wazir-wazirnya peri kebesaran negeri Melaka dengan makmurnya serta dengan ramai bandarnya. Pada masa itu wazirnya di Goa Alfonso d'Alberquerque namanya. Maka ia pun terlalu ingin menegar khabar negeri Melaka itu. Maka ia menyuruh berlengkap kapal tujuh buah, dan ghali panjang sepuluh, fusta tigabelas. Telah sudah lengkap, maka disuruhnya menyerang Melaka. Maka Gonzalo Periera nama kapitannya. Telah datang ke Melaka, make dibedilnya dengan meriam. Maka segala orang Melaka pun terkejut menengar bunyi meriam itu, katanya, 'Apa bunyi ini seperti guruh?'

Maka peluru meriam itupun datang mengenai segala orang Melaka: ada yang putus lehernya, ada yang putus pinggangnya, ada yang putus pahanya, ada yang pecah kepalanya; makin bertambah-tambah hairanlah orang Melaka melihat peluru bedil itu, katanya, 'Apa nama senjata bulat-bulat ini? Mana tajamnya, maka ia membunuh ini?'

[My crappy translation: When the season came, then the captain of that ship returned to Goa. When he reached Goa, he reported to the viceroys of the greatness of Melaka, of its sovereignity and its many towns. At that time, the Viceroy of Goa was named Alfonso d'Alberquerque. He greatly desired to hear more of Melaka. therefore he commanded that seven ships, ten long ghalis [dunno this word], and thirteen fustas [dunno also] be equipped. When all was ready, he commanded the invasion of Melaka. Gonzalo Periera was the name of his captain. When they reached Melaka, they bombarded it with cannon. Then all the people of Melaka were shocked to hear the cannons, saying, 'What is this sound like thunder?'

Then the cannonballs came and struck the people of Melaka: some had their necks broken, some had their waists broken, some had their thighs broken, some had their heads crushed; and the amazement of the people of Melaka grew watching those missiles, saying, 'What is the name of these round weapons? Where is their sharpness, that they kill like this?' -- Sejarah Melayu, WG Shellabear edition, p.184]

That is the history of Melaka. The history of Melaka cannot be conveyed by a bunch of lazy vendors selling trinkets made in China. The history of Melaka cannot be conveyed by painting all the buildings in the historical district brick red. The history of Melaka, for heaven's sake, cannot be conveyed by a giant revolving tower shaped like Hang Tuah's keris.

The history of Melaka is the history of a fallen kingdom whose conquerors themselves all fell in time. It comes to us through stories, read or spoken, and through the lives of the people whose ancestors were there - Malay, Chinese, Indian, Portuguese. In comparison all else is dirt.

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Sunday, July 01, 2007

Lazy people food III

More on my series of relatively easy-to-make recipes. I've realized that I'm a terrible shopper, mediocre cook, and totally abysmal organizer, and my culinary "creativity" is based on the need to get rid of things before they go mouldy. (If you keep an opened can of coconut milk in the fridge too long, it forms an interesting bright orange bacterial scum.)

Potato/broccoli/duck flavour soup:

  1. Chop several cloves of garlic, depending on how much you like it. I like it a LOT. Saute in a couple tbsp of veggie oil.
  2. Chop 6 small/4 big potatoes, put in the pot with the garlic and add enough water to come up to about 1 L (this was an bit of an estimate; I think my saucepan holds a bit over 1 L. blender jug holds 1.25 L ) (yes, I'm the kind of grammar nut who will put a space between a number and its unit and capitalize "L" for liter)).
  3. Add stock cubes (whatever flavour you like).
  4. This is the fun part: add about 1 tbsp duck fat and drippings (the fat's been in my fridge since April(!) before modern preservation processes people used to use animal fat to seal food containers so I figured it'd be safe in the fridge). Animal fat makes things taste freaking awesome. I didn't have any milk or cream and I'm trying to cut down on dairy, so...
  5. Boil until the potato pieces soften; throw in chopped broccoli - again, amount depending on how much you like broccoli.
  6. Simmer for a minute or so, remove from heat 'cos broccoli cooks fast.
  7. Throw in blender and puree.

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