iii will Always love youuu

I like the Always feminine wipes (basically the same thing as the wet wipes that people use for babies' nappy changes) when I'm on the rag, and even more so now that I've noticed the Always logo contains a Moebius strip in the shape of a lemniscate (infinity = always, get it?)

Unfortunately since the target market for this product is biologically female, I think only a tiny fraction of consumers will be dorky enough to think that this is cool. (I've just edited the Wikipedia entry on Möbius strip to bring this subtle visual pun to public attention, haha.)

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My period has been freakishly regular for the last 4 cycles - exactly 31 days apart.

[Peeks between legs] I don't remember installing an atomic clock in there...