Straight from the fishie's mouth

Conversation with my sister on the CTA train:

"You know, if somebody wanted to really terrorize Singapore, they should bomb the junior colleges during assembly time."
"Oh really?"
"Hit RJ, take out the leaders; hit Hwa Chong, take out the thinkers; hit AC, take out the philanthropists. I've been telling my friends about this for years."
"Well, given the amount of pressure in Singapore, it's gonna happen...some brilliant but psychotic kid is going to snap."
"Singapore should be glad I'm not psychotic."
"Wah, shiok sendiri eh?"
"Er...I didn't meant I was calling myself the other adjective."
"Yeah right."