Personals II

This is more funny stuff from the personals section in the local weekly paper. Actually what's really funny is the juxtaposition of these two, they were next to each other:

TAKE A CHANCE...WM, 27, seeks good hearted, open minded Asian F, 18-35, for all the fun Madtown has to offer.

Actually that's the first yellow fever ad I've seen, which is a bit odd given the virtual epidemic of Asian girl/white guy couples around town, including me and Steven. But in the next column was this one:

SENSITIVE SLOW HANDS SWM, 53, fit, active skinhead...

The funniest possible scenario would be if the yellow fever twenty-something turned out to be the skinhead's son, going over to the dark side. Dark side! Geddit? Geddit? *runs away*