Miss Mousie stand-up

Some funny moments from my family's recent car trip to Penang:

Pa: The password for the other computer is Mum's birthday.
FMF: If you forget it, really jialat right? [Coxford Singlish Dictionary spells it "chia lat"...scroll down]
Pa: Well, it's my birthday too.
(My parents happen to have the same birthday...makes life easier.)

'There was this young lady who went to a temple to pray. One of the monks noticed she wasn't wearing any panties, but he didn't want to let her know he saw.

'So he started shaking the rattle Charborbohchengkor! Charborbohchengkor! (Girl not wearing pants! in Hokkien)

'The second monk tapped on the wooden xylophone Ti-ta-lok? Ti-ta-lok? (Where?)

'The third monk used the cymbals to clash Ban-ban kua! Ban-ban kua! (Look slowly!) '