Oink

I can hear squealing, grunting, and burbling noises coming from the jungle outside our fence. Either the monkeys are up to something really bizarre, or it's that sounder of wild boar that Mum's mentioned seeing. Which is funny, because the dogs aren't barking. Third option - bird that makes weird sounds? Pa said he saw two owls zoom over some time ago. No idea.

Not about to go outside and check them out though. My determination to be a good biologist is kinda outweighed by it being cold, dark, and extremely mosquito-ridden outside...and nearly 3a.m.