Danger Mice
[11:54] me: you would not believe how much fingers can bleed from a 1mm laceration
[11:54] Steve: awww....ouchi. i've done that before
[11:54] Steve: yes, acually i can...did i ever show you my deformed pinki fingernail?
[11:55] Steve: that was a lot of blood when that happned....
away?
[11:55] me: was that the model rocket incident?
[11:55] Steve: the scar on my left index finger is from the model rocket
[11:56] me: wha thappened to the pinky?
[11:56] Steve: the deformed pinki fingernail on my right hand is from a mouse. it's not visible, you actually have to run your finger over the nail or look it at closely to detect it. The nail is shaped a little like the letter "M" instead of an upside-down U shape like most fingernails
[11:57] me: wtf how did you manage to hurt youself with a MOUSE? =D
[11:57] Steve: i was at a petting zoo at a summer camp (camp TimberLee), in the middle of WI. I was petting a white mouse, and din't notice a brown mouse hiding at the back of the cage. WHen i put the white mous down, the brown mouse came up and bit my pinki...right at the base of the fingernail.
[11:58] me: oh nvm though you meant a comptuer mouse
[11:58] Steve: ROFLhahahahahahahaha
posted by xenobiologista @ 23:19
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One time, i was playing a computer game with a bunch of friends in my darkened basement. I was trying to kill one specific friend, but he was better then me. So I called his name, and when he looked at me, i shined my optical mouse right in his eyes.
Unfortunatly, it just made him angry.
The other day one of the other admin girls at work said something like "Doesn't that company do pet fencing?" and my first thought was of the sport fencing. Like a poodle or a gerbil with a sword. Then I just felt dumb.
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