Going on a diet

I had at least three people this past weekend back at college tell me that I'd lost weight since graduating, including my good friend AT. All my pants are falling off my bum and I have perhaps two shirts that are tight-fitting, which is bad since I don't have much mammary tissue to show off to begin with and need all the help I can get.

That does it. I'm going on a seafood diet - i.e. you see food, you eat it. (yeah, yeah, old joke.)