Funniest headline EVAH

Alaskan bird droppings arrive

- Wisconsin State Journal, 26 May 2005. I laughed so hard everyone in the office suite must have heard.

"Robots will extract genetic material from the samples, pool the material into wells on lab plates, and heat and cool the collections until they glow if H5N1 is present."

I did get to watch the PCR robot in action a couple of weeks ago...super bloody cool. Forgot what the manufacturer's name was otherwise I'd put a link to the site.