Yetta Nother

Yet another reason to not stay in America long-term: whatever hypothetical children I may have in the future will be weird enough by virtue of being mine. I don't want to screw them up even more by having them be the maladjusted, artificially assimilated, privately-schooled, hothouse-flower first-generation American offspring of an immigrant intellectual.

Compounding the problem would be my tendency to be attracted to guys with whom I should not mix genes because our offspring would probably be autistic (i.e., if you have a shot at getting a date with me, you would likely score 32 or higher on this test). Damnit.

First-generation ABCs are just freaking weird. They are the only ethnic group for whom I will confess overtly racist feelings. Sorry.