The fine art of scandalizing people

You know, if I ever had a built-in halo as a pastor's kid, it's GONE.

[20:51] Terra: i need to start pretending you're the daughter of a stripper. it's seriously damn weird talking to pastor's daughter about this.

[21:09] Steve: i should stop chewing on this squishy toy thingy. Especially in the CAE office.
[21:09] me: rotfLOL
what on earth ar eyou chewing on?
[21:10] Steve: ahh...earth? Do you know those palm sized squishy balls that you are supposed to squish to relieve stress? This one is shaped like Earth, with hands and feet sticking out of it (and eyes in the pacific ocean).
[21:11] Steve: it's one of those little trinkets a company will hand out when trying to hire on campus. It's for a chemical compnay, National Starch and Chemical
[21:12] me: why are you chewing it?
[21:12] Steve: which is probably even more reason why i should not put it in my mouth like a little child
[21:12] Steve: i have no idea
[21:12] me: mm...starch and chemicals.
[21:12] me: go find some bubble gum, you poor sod.
[21:12] Steve: i was holding it in my hand, and then i started typing. I kinda wondered where the squishy ball thing with feet went, and then i noticed something squishy in my mouth
[21:13] Steve: no, i think i put it in my mouth to keep my hands free. Or i just love mastication.
[21:13] me: *holds breath and restrains self from making very obvious pun*
[21:13] Steve: i knew you would think that.
[21:14] Steve: i was daring you.