NEEE...nooorr...NEEE...nooorr...

Story from my sis FlowerMoonFish. This happened some time ago but it's still funny:

"Alissa got an SMS saying 'quick! call an ambulance! mum's lying on the floor and she can't get up.' "

"How'd she know it wasn't really her mum?"

"It was a Singapore number. She was going to message them back and tell them they had the wrong number, but then she got another message saying, 'it's ok, she's gotten up now.' "

"Haha, that's kind of funny. But since the person obviously had a handphone, why didn't they just call the ambulance themselves?"

"That's what we were all wondering."

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My mum has gotten a handphone. I see the seven angels in the sky. Hell has frozen over, the Apocalypse is nigh.

Hey, that rhymes!

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No work today because it's snowing like mad. You know how people complain government servants are lazy? Well, they don't have sembahyang Jumaat here, so they take snow days instead.

Actually, I REALLY need the time to work on art stuff. Philippines show opening next Friday liao. Arrrrrgh.