If it had said "whip" that could have been rather chewy

[20:49] Terra: i texted you to tell you that S baked a cake yesterday for me - his first. it was my birthday surprise :D
[20:49] Terra: it was hilarious - the instructions were "add golden syrup and cream", 'cream' as a VERB
[20:49] me: awww!!! so sweet.
how was it?
[20:50] Terra: he thought it was a noun. in went 300mls of it
[20:50] me: oh NOOO
[20:50] Terra: it was tasty, and turned out to be brownie rather than cake
[20:50] me: rotflol