Lavanderia

So...I've finally unrolled my last pair of washed-in-the-Philippines undies, and I still haven't succeeded in fully reverse-engineering the Filipina Laundromat Panty Sausage. It's very frustrating because I would love to be able to have all my panties bound into a neat little roll by the elastic waistband. (Not while I'm wearing them, however.) If anyone knows how to get it like that, please please let me know.

Obviously you can tell I'm not the type who buys underwear at Victoria's Secret.